there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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