Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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