Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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