Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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