I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
