I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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