could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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