he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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