so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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