I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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