South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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