"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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