Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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