Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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