That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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