And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
