Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You're like the curious george of whores
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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