I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
