I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
