I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
As shirtless as possible
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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