i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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