He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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