so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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