he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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