More tranny stories later!
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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