That's intense
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
