Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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