Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
there is puke in my bra ... again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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