Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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