Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Randomize
