me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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