I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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