she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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