I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
