Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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