Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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