jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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