just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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