Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The air was thick with penises
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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