He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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