I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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