It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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