Pappa wants mamma naked
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My pussy is not your playground.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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