No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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