mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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