for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
