i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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