Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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