I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
