That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
