i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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