hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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