So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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