I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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