Well douche your snatch and let's go!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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